Woman Poops Inside Beauty Store, Destroys 8 Wigs in the Process

May 21, 2022

WICHITA, Kansas—Wichita Police identified the “poopetrator” who committed a “fecal assault” when she defecated in the middle of an aisle inside a Mid-K Beauty Supply store on May 10, damaging multiple wigs in the process.

“Yes, you read that right,” police wrote in social media posts published on Facebook and Twitter. “The defecation was significant enough that eight wigs were destroyed as a result, and the business would like to know who the poopetrator is so they can pursue criminal charges.”

The entire incident was captured by the store’s surveillance system, however, police added, “but for the good of all of you we are not posting the footage of the offending fecal assault.”

Police are asking for the public’s help in locating “public enemy number 2.”

As explained earlier, the suspect’s poop was so destructive, that it caused $200 worth of damage. She pooped on eight wigs, according to Wichita Police Officer Trevor Macy.

The poopetrator didn’t even wipe.

“I believe the surveillance footage and the evidence left behind helped discover what had occurred,” Macy said. “At this time it is believed to have been intentional.”

Feature Screenshots via Wichita Police

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